Haunted Stay Aficionado Prints

Sunshine Bedlam and Breakfast.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Open House of Horrors

Halloween Support Group

Marley had a little lamb

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Punkins

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Welcome Ghost.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Pinata Zombies

Born of the Dead

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Monster Realtor

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Is there anybody there?"

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'