Haunted History Fan Pillows

A boast of ghosts

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Saint Patrick

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

William Shakespeare

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Jonathan Swift.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

The Race to Ukraine

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

God's Double Whammy.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Is it organic?'

Iron clad sailors

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Orange House of Horrors

Halloween in Bath

"Did we get the line item veto?"