Haunted History Fan Pillows

A boast of ghosts

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Don't worry it's organic...'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Maypole

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Saint Patrick

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Jonathan Swift.

The Race to Ukraine

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

William Shakespeare

God's Double Whammy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

Iron clad sailors

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Orange House of Horrors

Halloween in Bath