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"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Festive squad

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Any other skills?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Party games.

'What a divot?'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

Rabbits $5.

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'