Hashtag Hustler T-Shirts

"I'm taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media."

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

#notblessed

~ S.O.S.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

The Real American Dream

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Knights of the iPhone

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

Late again.

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.