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'Can you direct me to the publisher of the Harry Potter books?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'