Harry Potter Enthusiast Prints

Book signings by people vaguely connected to Harry Potter/JK Rowling.

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'I call it 'Harry Potter.''

'Can you direct me to the publisher of the Harry Potter books?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

Cariactures

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane