Harmony In Cooking Prints

Chef Cellist

Soup of the month.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Garden.

Too much cilantro

Before/After

Holiday Supplies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

I love Cannelloni

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"Please don't kill me."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"I lost the groove."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

The perfect man

Where cronuts come from.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"My compliments to the can opener."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Now we know --- It's good for making toast, not good for heating up meatloaf!

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"How nice. A truffle."