Harmony In Cooking Mugs

Chef Cellist

Soup of the month.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Garden.

Too much cilantro

Before/After

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I lost the groove."

The perfect man

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"My compliments to the can opener."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"How nice. A truffle."