Harmonizing Dentist Gifts

Teeth quartet

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

The New Age Dentist.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Internal Clock

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Tooth

"I hate my braces so much! Where's wireless technology when you need it?"

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'

'The Asylum Seekers.'

"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

'Well, there is no chair, Mr, Smith, because I am a holistic dentist, I use natural methods to extract teeth without drugs such as Novocain,'

As a lighthearted way of greeting patients, Dr. Alex Liu played 'Chattanooga Choo Choo' on their teeth before each dental procedure.

"I'm sorry, but because of recent budget cuts we will no longer be able to use the key of 'G'!"