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'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

I love Harmonica

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Robert Johnson.

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

Imagine Dragons

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'I'm organic.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

At the CD shop.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

His master's voice

Baroque Bach Mountain

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'