Harmonic Genius Mugs

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Jerry Lordan

Sid Sinatra.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Angel playing music

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Nocturne

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'The music business.'

Frederic Chopin

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Ludwig von Beethoven

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Superhero violinist

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Niccolo Paganini

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

Smart Pet Trick.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.