Musical Genius Mugs

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Teamwork: "He's not good at playing well with others."

Niccolo Paganini

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Ray Charles

Smart Pet Trick.

Composer's tea break

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"Did you know Mozart died young to avoid muzak?"

Sergei Rachmaninov

Nocturne

Superhero violinist

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Proust of Twitter

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Sid Sinatra.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."