Harmonic Genius T-Shirts

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Jerry Lordan

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Angel playing music

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Nocturne

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Frederic Chopin

'The music business.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Ludwig von Beethoven

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

Superhero violinist

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Niccolo Paganini

Smart Pet Trick.

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.