Harley Davidson Gifts

Skipping Horse

Thru versus Through Traffic

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"They're comfortable."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"This can't be good."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"