Harley Davidson Gifts

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Skipping Horse

Thru versus Through Traffic

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'