Hardware Technician Mugs

"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."

'Which came first: the hardware or the software?'

Is the new chip really that fast?

Robot Zombies.

Digital Switch-over.

"It's got four gigs of RAM and wi-fi."

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Sale! Weed Whackers

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'