Hardware Engineer Mugs

'What it comes down to is our software is too hard and our hardware is too soft.'

'Boys, I'm telling ya, there's a lot of money in the computer racket.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'No, crowdsourcing is not an option!'

"And where did you get the idea for your screwdriver, Mr. Phillips?"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'OBSOLETE: Any piece technology you now feel comfortable using.'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'We now carry handcrafted Amish computers,'

I think our software is too hard and our hardware is too soft.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Gadget geek.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Crane fishing

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

Kevin had a computer virus.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'