Hard-boiled Fan Pillows

"You got to hand it to Bloody Eddy—it's the last place in the world you'd think of as a hide-out."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

ATM withdrawal

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

The game comes first...

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Curling Rocks!

"Loved Jamaica!"

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Dashiell Hammett

True Fly Fishing.

Internal Combustion.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

Keep off the Square.

"Have you tried using one of these?"

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

Smoking Firemen.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

'There's a fly in my soup.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'How about using a knife like everyone else?'

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Fly Fisherman.

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

"There are worse places to be beached."