Happy Snippers Pillows

Haircuts

We'll have Manhattans...

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

Caged Tourist Attraction

'Boozer's Week.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Paradise: Collection of wine

Scariest Tactics

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"All this just to take a selfy!"

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Old man with straw in gin.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Seaside Selfie Stick

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

No Flash Photography of Meals

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"