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Noel Fever

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Holiday Aerobics.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Studio in December

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Snowman Tattoo

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

The New Normal

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

Santa's elevator

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I forgot my keys!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Workaholic's Christmas Party

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

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