Happy History Fan Mugs

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Sir Winston Churchill

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

The unknown war poet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Obama ready for another war

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Maypole

William Pitt the Elder

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Saint Patrick

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Attila the Nun.

William Bentinck

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Barak Obama on the Globe

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'