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'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Sir Winston Churchill

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

John F. Kennedy

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

John F. Kennedy

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

The unknown war poet.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Obama ready for another war

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

William Pitt the Elder

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Saint Patrick

"Do they look tired to you?"

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Attila the Nun.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

William Bentinck