Happiness Optimizer Pillows

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 56% more cheerful within 18 months

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Happiness

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

Chasing Dreams.

"Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you lived at home?"

The Pecks state of well being

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...so what are you going to do about it?"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

I feel happy

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"

Jumping

Mr Happy