Happily Ever After Believer T-Shirts

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

true love.

Phoenix

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Teacher and students.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."