Handyperson T-Shirts

"The top row shows the floor you want...and the bottom shows number of pounds you'd lose if you walked instead"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

I did it my way.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Lovely dovetail."