Handyman Hopeful T-Shirts

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I did it my way.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Now it fits.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Lovely dovetail."