Handyman Hopeful Pillows

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

I did it my way.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Now it fits.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."