Handwashing Advocate T-Shirts

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Mom, I just peed...

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Queen Kong

You have the worst spring breath.

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'Have you washed your hands?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,