Hands-on Parenting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Celebrate the active involvement of hands-on parents with our witty and warm t-shirts. Ideal for relaxing weekends or connecting with other caring parents in style.

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'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.' mockup

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

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"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins." mockup

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

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'The child is very illogical'

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"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is." mockup

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him. mockup

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available." mockup

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

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Suffering from Cooties?

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Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth... mockup

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

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"We're ecstatic about our new au pair." mockup

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

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'The kids were so sweet...'

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem." mockup

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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"But if I don't break stuff who will?" mockup

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

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In utero...boy, THOSE were the days! mockup

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

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'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!' mockup

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

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Growth Charts

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"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author." mockup

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

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'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

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