Hamster Condo Architects Gifts

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Are we there yet?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

It's much easier on my knees.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Will build to suit myself.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Castle-shaped igloo.

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."