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"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

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"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Sleeping at the computer.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"Who's a good boy?!!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"You're closer. You get it."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Sloth on a hammock.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."