Hammering Hobbyist T-Shirts

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Sculptor

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

Llama training

Construction safety.

You too can juggle.

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'The Canary Died Again.'

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'