Hamlet Fan Mugs

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Falstaff

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Tower Hamlets

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Much ado list"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Bront?saurus.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Play on."

Restaurant in the Strand.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Bette Midler

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Strong Female Lead

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Meet the Authors

Teenage Shakespeare