Hamlet Fan Mugs

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'One eye of newt or two?'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Falstaff

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Tower Hamlets

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Much ado list"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Bront?saurus.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Restaurant in the Strand.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Play on."

Strong Female Lead

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Meet the Authors

Shakespeare

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)