Ham Radio Enthusiast Pillows

"E...I...E...I...O."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Ohm sweet Ohm

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'I think therefore I ham.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'