Hallucination T-Shirts

Magic mushroom

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

High Tide: 'Ohh,WOWWWW,orange and purple FLOWERS in the sky!...'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Juggler and Illusionist

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Hypnotoon

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"We're here, Harry."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

David Blaine, Age 60

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Houdini.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"