Hallucination Pillows

Magic mushroom

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

High Tide: 'Ohh,WOWWWW,orange and purple FLOWERS in the sky!...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Magic Tricks

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Hypnotoon

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"We're here, Harry."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"In the hat! In the hat!"

David Blaine, Age 60

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Houdini.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.