Hallucination Studies Mugs

Desert hallucination

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Hypnotoon

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Hydroponic Gardening

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I have grave news."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Magic mushroom

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Quiet Night

Nap time!

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'