Halloween Decorators T-Shirts

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Piranhaclaus

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Frosting the Snowman

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Happy Turkey Day!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Gesundheit!"

Easter Egg Island

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

A Christmas tree self portrait

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.