Halloween Decoration Pillows

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Fleas Navidad.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Filming Christmas

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Christmas Hugs

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

O Christmas Tea

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Mice playing double bass

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Happy Halloween!

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Candy Corn Dracula

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

The Big Tree

"We need to talk."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Making Christmas Decorations

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'