Halloween Candy Enthusiasts Prints

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Toadstools

"Too much sugar."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Home depot."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Bubble gum leaves

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I said slime."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."