Halftime Enthusiast Pillows

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Church for sports worshipers.

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

A man cheers

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'I'll do half of it.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Bob hated working over-time.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

How Gerald keeps going

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'