Halftime Enthusiast Pillows

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Church for sports worshipers.

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

A man cheers

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'I'll do half of it.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Bob hated working over-time.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

How Gerald keeps going

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

"We'll swop at half time."

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.