
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
Express their unique perspective with t-shirts that showcase their creative, slightly cynical side—ideal for everyday wear that makes a statement.
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"
'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'
Scientist seen on loch.
'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'
"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"
A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window
"Please feel free to browse."
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
Chess on TV
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
Bitter End
"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."
"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'
There's always a bigger fish.
'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'
'Quick! Take a picture!'
At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.
Spider watching his web cam.
'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'
No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.
"I'm liking it already!"
Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
"Not many of you may agree with me..."
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