Hairstyle Observer T-Shirts

'It doesn't make the show any better, but Donald Trump's hair is a lot funnier in high definition.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Hair Crop Circle

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

What price beauty?

"Nice haircut."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

Young Elvis

Two men in barber shop

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Beauty Bee

"She massages egos."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

An afterthought/An afrothought

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"High Fashion"

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'