Hairstyle Commentator T-Shirts

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Military style hedgehog

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Young Elvis

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Bar Refaeli

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"High Fashion"

Beauty Bee

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Centurion in a Shower

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Gambling ladies in extravagant head dresses arguing

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

The Queens Guard hair do.

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.