Hair Salon Goer Mugs

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Hairstyles

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Bald man with a brush on his head

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."