Hair Salon Goer Prints

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

The adoration of the gels.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

Bald man with a brush on his head

Judge getting hair done.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.