Hair Mishap Recovery Mugs

Bad Hair Year

"Absolutely not!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"I'm here for the hair."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Big slipper.

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'What are YOU doing here?'

'...then this gorgeous blonde fell into my arms, she's just fallen off the roof.'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"And hold the mayo."

"I preferred you when you had long hair, Tom."

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'