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Bad Hair Year

"Absolutely not!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I'm here for the hair."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Big slipper.

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

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"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'What are YOU doing here?'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'...then this gorgeous blonde fell into my arms, she's just fallen off the roof.'

"I preferred you when you had long hair, Tom."

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"And hold the mayo."

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'