Hair Loss Acceptance T-Shirts

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Hair club for men.

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Perfect.'

The four stages of male hair loss.

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'