Hair Loss Acceptance Mugs

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

The barber

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'