Hair Growth Gifts

Disaster at the Rogaine plant.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Curling your hair for no reason

"You've changed."

"I'm here for the hair."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Discomfort zone.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

The Marcel Wave

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Starting School

'Perfect.'

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

Hair club for men.

The four stages of male hair loss.